Dear God,

Remember that time I told a therapist about my boyfriend who  refused to wear seat belts, didn’t believe in marriage and  liked a certain restaurant because of the full length mirrors and she suggested I get a book called Narcissism and Intimacy.

So I went to a  Los Angeles bookstore and the clerk (bored) said, we’re were out of it. We are always out of it.

That was hilarious.

Sincerely.

Me