Dear God,
Remember that time I told a therapist about my boyfriend who refused to wear seat belts, didn’t believe in marriage and liked a certain restaurant because of the full length mirrors and she suggested I get a book called Narcissism and Intimacy.
So I went to a Los Angeles bookstore and the clerk (bored) said, we’re were out of it. We are always out of it.
That was hilarious.
Sincerely.
Me