The Four Song Depression Music Matrix to See How Close You Are to Getting Over Him

Hey! Wondering if you’re over your ex? Feeling crazy and listening to sad songs is as natural as a West Elm jute rug, but sometimes the line between heartbreak and sinkhole gets blurry. Here’s a depression music matrix to guide the way.   Lucinda Williams, “Essence” Okay. You’re sad and whiskey soaked. The lyric “I…
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Unfried Fried Rice Recipe Because Why Not

What happened was, I really wanted a platform for water chestnuts that wasn’t take out. This is my hippie high protein vegan Panda Express. Up level your life. Start with water chestnuts. xo   Need: 2 cups Trader Jo’s Miso Ginger  Broth (in the box) One cup quinoa Cook standard quinoa style. One package of…
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writing is a physical act

Tools for writers may include masking tape.    
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Doing What My Therapist Told Me In The Aughts

Dear God, Remember that time I told a therapist about my boyfriend who  refused to wear seat belts, didn’t believe in marriage and  liked a certain restaurant because of the full length mirrors and she suggested I get a book called Narcissism and Intimacy. So I went to a  Los Angeles bookstore and the clerk (bored)…
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Never Been More Excited—

Except for when I joined Go-Go’s Fan Club and got newsletter in the mail. But…ROXANE GAY IS HERE!
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Things To Know About Me

1. I love salmon colored roses. 2. I have been to Graceland five times. 3. My favorite vodou deity is Erzulie because she wears lots of jewelry and likes sugar cakes and champagne. HI ERZULIE! 4. I consider the Cyndi Lauper album, She’s So Unusual, a sacred text. 5. When I was little I thought…
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